.@oliviawilde when can we tell everyone about our secret marriage/shared happiness pls lmk
But first this bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios
Tired. Tomorrow will be good.
Zenit making moves http://t.co/SlEohVXktv #BART
Don't see why Liverpool would go for Valdes but if it happens that's tight
"MY AK WAS MY AKA, BEFORE MY ABC'S, IT HAD ME A-OK"
When ya got nothing, ya got nothin to lose
It's Saturday on a holiday weekend. Act like it.
1 benefit of being single is having the flexibility to be lonely at different times of day. Er I mean, flexibility to like fuck a lot &stuff
Urgent tweet: having a legit Saturday.